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Commercial Items for Sale

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    Serving Tray Stands

    $15.00 $10.00
    Here are two fun looking tray table stands.
    Why are they important you ask?
    Have you ever held a serving tray before?
    A server's arms are buff, but even they occasionally need a break.
    Set these babies down (two sizes for the height deprived) and place those heavy trays on top.
    Or be creative and use them for something else. Your mind is a journey!
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    Paper!

    $50.00 $15.00
    Giant sheets of paper! Are you an artist? Great! Is your easel sad due to the lack of giant sized paper to create your art? How depressing. Cry no more! We have a pack of paper sheets perfect to dry your tears. The pack of paper (combined with your tears) is exactly what you need to get in the artist spirit! Let the power of pain, sadness, regret, and heartache fuel your artistic desires and create madness on these sheets of manicured sadness.
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    3’x5′ table top

    $50.00 $20.00
    Here we are again, you the gentile shopper, and us, the people who sent Janus (the Greek God of choices) out on his lunch break. Why would we do such a thing you ask? Well, we think we know better. The table tops are drilled for the use of the dark side. There, we said it. The dark side. You know our past, you know you want to join the dark side. All you need now are these table tops and some table bases you already own to enter the dark side lair. Join us. You know you want to. Embrace the dark side with us, show your true dark side colors with these table tops. Price is per tabletop.
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    4×4 table tops

    $50.00 $20.00
    Here we have several 4'x4' wood restaurant table tops. They are in good condition, one caveat, you have to stick with the side we think is best! Yes, we took that choice away from you. Admittedly, we are not the Greek God Janus who always gives you two choices, instead, we think the choice is already clear, choose the best side, our side, the dark side. You can do it, embrace the dark side. Holes are drilled for some epic table bases you already have. Good for you! Price is per tabletop.
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    Open Sign

    $120.00 $50.00
    You there, are you ready? Are your feet, hands, and nose ready for action? Wait, you're not ready. How do we know you're not ready? Easy, you don't have an open sign (with hours of operation) to tell us that you're ready for action. Good thing is, we have the solution for you! This sign right here has lights! It blinks! It has a spot for your hours of operation! What are you waiting for? Buy this sign and turn it on! Time to get the ball rolling and let us know you're ready! Oh yeah. Open!
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    Champion Evaporative Cooler 1145CFM 600sq ft

    $80.00 $60.00
    Here we are, in the cooling months thinking about air conditioners. Crazy right? Crazy not! Be prepared for next summer! This portable evaporative cooler cools 600sq feet of epic space, your epic space. It has 2 speeds, but only one works, because you are so cool, only one speed is all you need. 37"H x 32"T x 22"D
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    A frame sidewalk sign

    $100.00 $60.00
    Great Condition Black A Frame Sidewalk Sign overall dimensions Interior sign insert size: 24"W x 36"H Double sided. Inserts on both sides for more display area. Overall dimensions: 46.375"H x 27.125"W x 3.125"D
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    Champion Cooler 800sq ft portable evaporative cooler

    $110.00 $85.00
    Here we are, in the cooling months thinking about air conditioners. Crazy right? Crazy not! Be prepared for next summer! This commercial quality and space requiring portable evaporative cooler cools an insane 800sq feet of your personal space, your epic personal space. The space Bob in accounting often forgets to respect, but that's just Bob. It has 2 speeds, cool, and coolest (it should have a picture of you under coolest to display your personality - cool as can be). 41"H x 35"T x 29"D Home Depot model # MMBT14
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