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Household Items for Sale

  • Sale!

    Paper!

    $50.00 $15.00
    Giant sheets of paper! Are you an artist? Great! Is your easel sad due to the lack of giant sized paper to create your art? How depressing. Cry no more! We have a pack of paper sheets perfect to dry your tears. The pack of paper (combined with your tears) is exactly what you need to get in the artist spirit! Let the power of pain, sadness, regret, and heartache fuel your artistic desires and create madness on these sheets of manicured sadness.
    Condition
    Used (normal wear)
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    Are you a skier? Rock on! Are you a boarder? Party on Garth. Do you like old signs that tell you how to behave? You do? Awesome! This sign is for you! Maybe not you exactly. Maybe for family members who forget the basic rules of English etiquette. Just remember, pinky out.
    Condition
    Used (normal wear)
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    Here we are, in the cooling months thinking about air conditioners. Crazy right? Crazy not! Be prepared for next summer! This portable evaporative cooler cools 600sq feet of epic space, your epic space. It has 2 speeds, but only one works, because you are so cool, only one speed is all you need. 37"H x 32"T x 22"D
    Condition
    Used (normal wear)
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    Here we are, in the cooling months thinking about air conditioners. Crazy right? Crazy not! Be prepared for next summer! This commercial quality and space requiring portable evaporative cooler cools an insane 800sq feet of your personal space, your epic personal space. The space Bob in accounting often forgets to respect, but that's just Bob. It has 2 speeds, cool, and coolest (it should have a picture of you under coolest to display your personality - cool as can be). 41"H x 35"T x 29"D Home Depot model # MMBT14
    Condition
    Used (normal wear)